do it yourself terrorist prevention
How to prevent terrorist bombings with a trip to the convenience store:
When you fly, or take a train, bring along pork rinds, little prepackaged pork sausages etc.
If you see someone who looks like a muslim, ostentatiously pass out the goodies to all the guys around that look like normal Christians. The premise is that if there is a bombing or a crash, the muslim's atoms will be forever mixed up with processed pork goodness. Instead of 72 virgins, they may end up with 72 hags that look like all possible combinations of Helen Thomas and Janet Reno.
Not only would this be a low cost alternative to TSA's body cavity searches, but it would draw out the extremist muslims masquarading as moderates, and the cowardly traitors who masquarade as Democrats.
When you fly, or take a train, bring along pork rinds, little prepackaged pork sausages etc.
If you see someone who looks like a muslim, ostentatiously pass out the goodies to all the guys around that look like normal Christians. The premise is that if there is a bombing or a crash, the muslim's atoms will be forever mixed up with processed pork goodness. Instead of 72 virgins, they may end up with 72 hags that look like all possible combinations of Helen Thomas and Janet Reno.
Not only would this be a low cost alternative to TSA's body cavity searches, but it would draw out the extremist muslims masquarading as moderates, and the cowardly traitors who masquarade as Democrats.
posted by Mr. Smarterthanyou at 10:18 AM
3 Comments:
You quoted: "If you see someone who looks like a muslim, ostentatiously pass out the goodies to all the guys around that look like normal Christians. The premise is that if there is a bombing or a crash, the muslim's atoms will be forever mixed up with processed pork goodness. Instead of 72 virgins, they may end up with 72 hags that look like all possible combinations of Helen Thomas and Janet Reno."
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Beg your pardon!
My input to your statement above, stereotyping is not a brilliant move. If I were to use your same filthy strategy, I would've said Baghdad bombartment was a Crusade war our Texan wobblehead president injustly declared. Kosher, halal deitary are said to be good for your health; no need for excess fat!
YES BUDDY, I AM PROUD WE KICKED OUT BRITISH INQUISTION. EARNED OUR FREEDOM. Katrina is not similar to Darfur. Al Bashir did not abandon African American residents like G. W. Bush. Dragged us into Iraq war with lamest excuses [WMD, tyrant..] Str8 B.S.
Colonialists did us no good, raped women, opened up drinking bars. Blew economy money on Parlimant affairs-> money going to the bloody queen of England.
I do not feel proud of my American history 'cause Christopher Columbos committed genocide on native Americans for the sake of consuming land.
72 virgins? I read this on Readers Digest, LOL. Not cited in any Islamic references.
Isn't that mormons limit for wives?
Please don't confuse the British Colonial era with the US. Remember, we Ended their Colonialism in the US! We pretty much recognize that Britain screwed up the entire ME.
We at least learned out lesson, after WWII we refused to aid countries that still had colonies. Somehow the French slipped thru the cracks...
Please remember that Columbus and the first settlers did not yet have an American identity, they brought over the brutality of European feudalism.
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